Silly Facebook Statuses

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That awkward moment when you`re talking to someone with an accent & you accidentally reply with their accent.

I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So my computer just tells me when I forget.

It`s not about having a perfect relationship but its finding someone who matches you, and you will go through everything without giving up.

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If it`s important to you, you will find a way. If it`s not important to you, you will find an excuse.

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For The Next 24 Hours I`m Gonna Be Completely Honest (: Message Me Any Question And I`ll Answer It, But Hurry Before Time Runs Out!

I play with my phone when I`m waiting for someone so I don`t look stupid .

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

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To be honest, I don`t care what you say about me. I mean, as long as you get my name right! ;)

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

is so lazy today that I cant even finish a

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

"My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas :)

The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.

Dear Someone, probably I`m no one for you, but definitely, you`re my world. Sincerely, your secret admirer.



Believe this hype!

She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.

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