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"OH, I GET IT! " ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it"

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Re-doing a high five until you get it right!!

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I want people in my life that will make me feel loved, not used.

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When your ex says, ‘you’ll never find anyone like me’. You reply with, ‘that’s the point’ ;)

"Why do you talk so fast?" "Why do you listen so slow?"

simple tips to play safe.
* Don`t promise when you`re HaPpy
* Don`t replY when you`re anGry
* Don`t decide when you`re Sad

I`m the girl that always has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.

My mom thinks WTF means "wow thats fantastic" .. Today i texted her: mom i got and A on my English test my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner

Smiling does not necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it just means you`re strong.


I love it when I catch you looking at me, then you smile and look away.

A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt over every truth expressed!!

Well, I`ve always believed success is the best revenge.

Teacher- When I was of your age I was not that naughty. . . Student - So mam, at what age you became naughty

Life was much simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Drawing an arrow on the bottom so the teacher knows to flip the page over! LIKE if you do this. :D

It was a small mistake, but sometimes that`s all it takes.

Tall guy + short girl = cuuuute :) but short guy + tall girl = awkward.

I hate when teachers say "So everyone`s talking, you all must be done!"

is like reading your status but I'm thinking about food

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