Silly Facebook Statuses

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If you can`t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It`s the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.

When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)

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OH GREAT, so you can update your status via mobile, but you can`t text me back?

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I can`t sleep... I feel chuck norris`s presence in the darkness of my room..... O.o

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet I`d put "u" and "i" together, wait... thats already on the keyboard :)

My iphone battery can last longer than most relationships on Facebook.

The mini heart attack you have when you`re home alone on the computer and an ad starts talking.

Find someone who isn`t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows you`re not perfect, but treats you as if you are

Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.

Saving a photo as jkjksghjhgjfkhgk because you`re too lazy to write a proper title.


I forgive myself and understand that I`m the only one who`s responsible for every situation in my life.

Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I can`t live without you. Sincerely, Me

If you choose between two guys, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.

It`s more important to know where you`re going than to get there quickly.


A memory is a photograph taken by the heart ♥

Don`t lie to people, unless you are absolutely sure that they`ll never find out the truth.

Patience is the key to achieve your goals.

Hours on the computers feels like minutes. Minutes studying feels like HOURS.

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