Silly Facebook Statuses

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When I ask you to listen to a song, it`s because the lyrics mean everything I`m trying to say to you.

Dear Internet users, you`re gonna regret not reading me one day, Sincerely, Terms & Condition !

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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? Little Kid: I tried, but somebody was already there.

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I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.

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is Single, and has decided due to the weather change that it’s time to have a boyfriend to keep me warm…oh no wait I found my electric blanket – Never mind!

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The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.

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Goodbye is the hardest thing to say to someone who means the world to you, especially when goodbye isn`t what you want...

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Sometimes it`s amazing just how much you know what I exactly want.

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They say “don’t drink and drive” but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. It made me feel dangerous!

Every time she laughs she hopes he`s watching, not so that he sees she`s happy. But that maybe, just maybe he`ll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his .. ♥

Yes, I know. There are unused icons on my desktop. DEAL WITH IT.

It`s funny how sometimes the people I remember the least, make the greatest impression on me.

Boy: "Hey babe I miss you." Girl: "Your Xbox broke didn`t it". Boy: "Yep.."

if you cant laugh at yourself, ill be happy to do it for you. :)

Enjoy the little things in life because one day you`ll look back and realize they were the big things.

Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care and the rest are just curious.

Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..

Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.


Sometimes words are not enough to make someone feel that you care for them. Sometimes it needs a little effort.

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