Silly Facebook Statuses

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I hate when people watch me using the computer

People ask me why it`s so hard to trust people. I ask them why is it so hard to keep a promise

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There`s nothing special in this status, except..The person reading it.

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Ticklinq Is Such a Weird Thinq , Youu HATE It But Always End Up Lauqhinq !

When you can`t appreciate a woman when she is doing her best for you, then do not expect her to be there in your time of need.

Making your font look bigger so it looks like you`ve written more.

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

Making up random songs about what you`re doing.

People who are meant to be together will always find their way back.

If a guy really loves a girl, the one and only thing he wanna change is her Last Name.

I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

I thought you`re different. But, hey, it`s not the first time that I`m wrong.

The best things in life are unseen; That`s why we close our eyes to kiss, to cry, and to dream.

Every girl needs someone to make her laugh, even if she thinks she will never smile again

Love is like a glass door… Sometimes you don’t see it and it smacks you right in the face.

♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.

I need to stop being so damn emotional about everything!

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

Its easy to loose. But hard to find.

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