Silly Facebook Statuses

Whether you're looking for that silly facebook status that'll get hundreds of likes or a memorable way to declare your love to that someone special. You've found the right site! We have thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, heartwarming and just silly facebook statuses with more pouring in every day.

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Dear internet, Please stop being so awesome. I need sleep.

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That Awkward Moment when you`re taking a picture of yourself and someone sees you.

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Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.

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That Awkward Moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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You + Gum + School = Instant Popularity.

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You should write a book on, how to ruin someones perfect day.

Just because you say `Sorry`, doesn`t mean everything`s fine. Actually, I`m bored of your fake `Sorry`s.

Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.

Boys have selective hearing. They really only hear what they want to hear.

The ridiculous email addresses you make when your 8 and continue to use.

That Awkward Moment when you don`t know if you should hug someone or not.

I remember when Blackberry’s and apple’s were just fruit! :)

I didn`t say it was your fault I said I was blaming it on you.

I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.

Girls find out everything... so I suggest you tell them the truth. (:

"Are you crying?" Nah, of course not. My eyes are having a shower.

A relationship is not based on the length of time you spent together, it’s based on the foundation you built together.

Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed

I was doing perfectly fine with that lie, until the truth came along and broke me.

have you ever had a fly or a small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor??

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