Silly Facebook Statuses

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I`m tired of being nice to people who don`t give a shit about me.

When something is gained, something else is also lost.

Don`t hold my hand if you aren`t willing to take everything that comes with it

You should go to F a c e b o o k, and talk to a wall.

Dear Facebook, I don`t get why people would like their own status?

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.

Love can`t be proven with poems, promises, or presents. Sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it.

I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.

*Hot guy has accepted your friend request* Let the stalking begin.♥

Dude! He just called you a thief! Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!

My handwriting is probably going to look like crap when I go back to school.

A good friend once told me, "Don`t be a woman who needs a man," "be a woman a man needs!"

True love doesan`t have a happy ending. It has NO ending <3

I`m thinking of running away and joining the circus. With the amount of clowns that I`ve dealt with in my life they may even make me ring leader!

Too young to know. Not old enough to care.

When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People...

I love Google. It`s like the brain I never got.

I ♥ Your Smile =)

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

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