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♥℘.s. Æ ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ♥



13 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate


Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.



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31 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate


I hate how bugs have SOOOO much damn space but always decide to fly in my face.



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‎"NO COMMENT"
is a comment !!



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Karma, I have a list of people you missed.



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I`m tired of fighting, I want to be fought for. I`m tired of caring, I want to be cared for. I`m tired of being just me, I wanna be yours




┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.




I Love Your Accent , SAY SOMETHING ELSE!




Pull your heart out of its comfort zone. You’d never learn how to love unless you’d learn how to get hurt.




A random kiss is better than an awkwardly planed one.




Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you`re wrong




That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people...




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Guys, when you`re with your girl, focus on her. Never stare at other girls.




You fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, and flirt like first loves, obviously its meant to be.




A girl may not be the queen to her boyfriend or husband, but she will always be a princess to her DAD :)




Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears to make room for a heart full of smiles.




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