Silly Facebook Statuses

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Love the right person. Or at least love someone who is making himself right for you.

Dear smartphones, why can`t you charge yourself? Sincerely, you`re not so smart after all.

Sometimes the smallest fights can become the biggest battles.

No I`m not lying, but when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?

Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

Thanks Facebook, now I don`t know who actually remembered my birthday!

When you focus on problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities.

Don’t laugh at those who fail, but laugh at those who don’t try

I give my 100% in school. 10% on Monday + 20% on Tuesday + 30% on Wednesday + 30% on Thursday + 10% on Friday...

Im cleaning out my friends list again.. So if you dont want to be here then "Go Away!"

Facebook should get a "I don`t even know you" button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don`t know.

Never let a girl think she has a chance when you know she doesn`t.

``MOM! i can`t find it`` `` if i come up there and i`ll see it.. you`re dead`` ```...found it.."

My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but then I made a Twitter account & it became a hobby.

I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile :) ♥

Somedays, I wish things had turns out differently.

In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life ♥

He`s the kind of guy who makes you love your name just because he says it.

Seriously, what`s the point of having this expensive phone when i dont even get a text from you?): damn, my phone misses you.

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