Silly Facebook Statuses

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Dear boy, our small and silly conversation means more to me than you`ll ever know.

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I hate when an awesome song starts playing and I turn to the radio to hit the "Like" button, only to be let down by reality once again.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning ,,,but anyone can start today and make a new ending.


My drug = Facebook. My dealer = Internet.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.

For every girl with a broken heart, there`s a guy with a glue gun.

If a guy really loves a girl, the one and only thing he wanna change is her Last Name.

I give my 100% in school. 10% on Monday + 20% on Tuesday + 30% on Wednesday + 30% on Thursday + 10% on Friday...

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is not good in sharing but I'm pretty sure that I'm sharing all my facebook status with everyone.

Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right.

People ask me why it`s so hard to trust people. I ask them why is it so hard to keep a promise

Kid: "How did you meet mom?`` Dad: "Actually it started with a friend request."

Never miss the ONE who is ready to MISS anything for `U`.

one day you`ll realize...all the love that i gave to now being given to someone else

put your hands up if you think I’m crazy… think again who’s the one sticking their hand up in front of the computer

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.

Guys: When she`s not yours, you`ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.

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