Silly Facebook Statuses


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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.




Do not judge a book by its first page. Do not judge a blog by its first post.



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Do whaT U loVE ....
Love wHaT yoU Do...



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“Real friends are easier to meet when you’re in need rather than when they’re in need.”



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When we are Not Working, we are Networking!



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If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status



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I want to watch a scary movie with you That way I can sit extra close to you, no explanation, because I’m just scared.



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You have two options, Be mine or make me yours see I am giving you two choices!!!




Be nice to the nerds, they will be your boss one day :-B




"this movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."




Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won`t help. Sincerely, student.




It`s better to say too much than to never say what you needed to say.




My class turns to a jungle in seconds after the teacher walks out.




I know they all look so good from a distance but I tell you, I`m the one.




Always listen to your heart. Even though it`s on your left side, it`s always right




Behind every great status.. There is ctrl+c & ctrl+v !!!




That awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not




I love the chase, I can`t like someone without having to work for it. It`s like if they`re right in front of me, it`s not worth it.




Girls take 8 million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barely glance at it, and say its fine. NOT FAIR!



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