Silly Facebook Statuses

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I hate when an awesome song starts playing and I turn to the radio to hit the "Like" button, only to be let down by reality once again.

A good apology has 3 parts:1. I`m sorry 2. It was my fault 3. How can I make it right? But usually people forget the 3rd part!

What’s the biggest challenge in love? It’s when others try to steal your partner, but still your partner always choose to stay with you.

When I met you, I got this tingling sensation.. Then I realized my phone was on vibrate.

Kid: "How did you meet mom?`` Dad: "Actually it started with a friend request."

"I wasnt that Drunk".
Dude, you were walking around naked trying to put your phone in your pocket.

"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you told me to give you a ride home... the party was at your house.

Looking at your school textbooks thinking "What a waste of a tree"..

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.

You know you`re stoned when you look at your dog and ask "did you say something?"

is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.

A girl`s heart is slower than a turtle when trying to forget a guy whom she loves.

If the road is beautiful then worry about the destination, but if the destination is beautiful then don`t worry about the road.

When it comes to who a girl likes, it`s either a boy who has no idea she exists or her best friend.♥

Improvement starts with "I"

True love when you`re no longer wanting him/her, but you need them.

Dear Teachers, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends. Sincerely, I have a life like you too.


That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.

For all this time I`ve been putting this puzzles of my life, then I realized, the last piece is you.

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