Silly Facebook Statuses

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The computer just crashed and erased all the work I didn`t do this morning.

16 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

Don`t call yourself my true friend when you`re never there for me and I must always be there for you.

16 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

Everytime I say "It`s impossible for me to love you", I love you even more.

22 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

It`s easy to stand in the crowd, but it takes courage to stand alone.

32 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

Stop HOLDING on to what hurts and make room for what feels good.

48 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

If you can`t get someone off your mind, maybe they`re probably meant to be there.

The awkward moment when you realize your status fails.

It`s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.

"Ugh, I`m tired." = the one conversation starter in class that works every time

I honestly think that women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.

Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try.

For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

You`re too gorgeous to be single." "And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.

I love Google. It`s like the brain I never got.

Im never having kids, i hear they take 9 months to download!

Your real friends write on your Facebook wall when its Not Your Birthday.

Time doesn`t heal all wounds, it just hides them .

I have no desire for money. It`s stuff that I want.

I wanna go to medical school just to be the person who yells "WE`RE LOSING HIM!

GUYS: If she`s amazing, she won`t be easy. If she`s easy, she won`t be amazing.

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