Silly Facebook Statuses

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The truth often be like what you don`t like, but that`s life. Deal with and try to get used to it

I`m not single and I`m not taken. I`m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart

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Be honest. It`s one of the few things in life you can control.

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That awkward moment when you asked a question and no one responded.

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I’m starting a story. Each person who comments - add the next sentence in the story! Here’s the first sentence: “It was a monday morning at school…”

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Looking at people`s mutual friends and saying "OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM"

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Ironic how two people can be in the same relationship and yet see it in different ways.

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Dear music, I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me.

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*•. .•* Hello Friends!!! *•. .•*
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I don`t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

Relationship ends when you break your commitments. Friendship ends when you stop trusting each other.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I like it when you smile, but I love it more when I am the reason.

They say the more you laugh the longer you`ll live. thanks to my friends, i`m never gonna die!

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I know they all look so good from a distance but I tell you, I`m the one.

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If you can`t tell me something face to face, you shouldn`t be saying it in the first place.

People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.

I wasn`t born a princess, but if the crown fits... :) ♥

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