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I wish my memories came with "√ Save", "メ Delete" and "► Play" buttons.




My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but then I made a Twitter account & it became a hobby.



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Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.



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Sometimes, people run away to be alone, but most of the time, they run just to see who`ll come after them.



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Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?




Sitting in a lesson thinking, why the hell will I need this in the future




leave the worries outside the gate because that`s where rubbish is collected :)




Love songs are liars.




Lucky = A man who is a woman`s 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man`s last love.




Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?




Don`t come running back to me when you get treated exactly the same way you treated me.




Dear LOL, thank you for being there when I have nothing else to say..




You + Gum + School = Instant Popularity.




A great relationship isn`t when perfect couple comes together, but imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.




Everyone`s afraid of something, that`s how you know you care about things, when you`re afraid you`ll lose them.




Don`t let the pain of your past effect the blessings in your future.




If you had a chance to be someone else for a day.. Type in who and why




"I`ll bite you!" "No, you won`t!" *Bite* "AAGGHH! You bit me!" "I did warn you..."




Guys, you must know that if a girl loved you then, chances are she still loves you now.




The best thing about memories is making them.



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