Silly Facebook Statuses


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is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.



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When I text you it means I’m missing you… When I don’t, it means I’m waiting for you to miss me



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*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking Earthquake!



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"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you told me to give you a ride home... the party was at your house.



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I love when you text me first.




The awesome moment when your teacher tells you to turn your cell phones off, & then their phone starts ringing..




That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.




Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.




You know you`re stoned when you look at your dog and ask "did you say something?"




That awkward moment when you realize that someone’s right while you’re proving they’re wrong.




Respect old people they graduated highschool without google or wikipedia!




That Awkward moment when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps...




If he doesn`t love you at your worst If he doesn’t love you at your worst, he doesn’t deserve you at your best




You`re Hot. Therefore, We Should Date.




Love is boundless, Moments are countless, and Friends are priceless. So Live your life to the fullest, and live it full of Happiness! (:




Find someone who isn`t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows you`re not perfect, but treats you as if you are




I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. It`s like a normal shower but with me in it.




You have no idea how fast my heart races when I see a text message from you.




Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.




That awkward moment when your parents try to gangster talk to you.



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