Silly Facebook Statuses


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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.




Something worth having, never comes easy



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That awkward moment when you forget how to spell an easy word..



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Someone doesn`t have to be perfect in order to be my Princess.



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The Words That Spoiled Many Boy`s Life... . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Dude She`s Looking At U."



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Silence = the way to avoid many problems. Smile = The way to solve many problems.



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Our life are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.



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Funny how we can remember so many lyrics to songs ; yet we can`t remember history facts before your huge test




If people suddenly leave me or give up on me without any reasons, it`s their loss, not mine




Recycle your bottles not your status updates.




Don`t fall for WORDS, fall for ACTIONS.




Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.




Boys have selective hearing. They really only hear what they want to hear.




Your goal should be to help people. And if you can`t help them, then at least don`t hurt them.




I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop..




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This is your life and your world. Shape it, or else some other person will.




The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.




Don`t change yourself for someone else.




Theres a light at every end of a tunnel just pray its not a train..



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