Silly Facebook Statuses

Whether you're looking for that silly facebook status that'll get hundreds of likes or a memorable way to declare your love to that someone special. You've found the right site! We have thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, heartwarming and just silly facebook statuses with more pouring in every day.

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If a boy can play guitar, it makes him that much more attractive.

Yeah, I`m single, but you`re gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S = Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping.

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is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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Never ruin an apology with an excuse

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Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help, in fact it will only make me talk more.

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When your caring boyfriend/girlfriend puts you in their status cause they don’t care what their friend’s think.

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"I got to show you who I`m talking about, let`s get on facebook."

Every man needs a woman when he`s a mess, because just like the game of chess: "The Queen protects The King!"

i think my fairy tale ending got lost in never ever land!!

promises I`m not stalking you. By the way, you`re out of milk

Difference between love and exams. Love: lots of thoughts in mind, but no guts to express. Exams: lots of guts but no thoughts in mind

If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one!

I love catching up with people I haven’t talked to in such a long time.

Why is it that even after knowing everything.
we do few things that we shouldn`t????

Since I was born I never saw a zcc member holding a bibble to church

Some people care too much. I think it`s called love.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.

Posting Your Favourite SuperHero As Your Profile Picture.

The awkward moment when you realize your status fails.

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