Silly Facebook Statuses


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THE MINUTE YOU SETTLE FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOU DESERVE, YOU GET LESS THAN WHAT YOU SETTLED FOR.




Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are. Your reputation is who people think you are.



31 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate


I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So my computer just tells me when I forget.



36 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate


Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.



37 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate


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46 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate


Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?




You know you`re lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.




I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later saying "LOL"




I havent put weight on, my clothes have shrunk :)




Take it easy! you`re just in the wrong fb wall as I am!! ")




You can`t face the problem if the problem is your face.




Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.




Good things may come to those who wait, but not to those who wait too late.




NEVER GIVE UP. Keep your thoughts and your mind always on the goal you want to achieve, you can do anything you set your mind too.




Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? ;)




A quote is the closest thing to letting him know how you really feel about him.




I used to be normal but then i met those idiots i call my best friends.




The truth doesn`t cost anything, but lies will cost u everything




I CAN READ YOUR MIND! 1) you`re reading this aren`t you 2) You cant say B without closing your mouth 3) LOL you just tried :)




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