Silly Facebook Statuses

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is very bored of being bored, because being bored is boring that`s why i post this boring status because I`m bored of being bored and being bored is boring! :)

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible.

When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.."

It’s beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart <3

If you treat someone like a celebrity then you`ll only be treated like a fan.

Take it easy! you`re just in the wrong fb wall as I am!! ")

Make them wonder why you`re still smiling.

Don`t get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when she starts to not give an attention.

That Awkward Moment when it`s all silent and someone says "awkward"

loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, time is gold when i`m with you.

There is ALWAYS that one person that pisses you off no matter what they say or do.

Nothing is Impossible, because IMPOSSIBLE itself says, I’M POSSIBLE.

iMac. iPod. iPhone. iPad. iMissSteve.

LOVE didn’t hurt me… a PERSON did.”

One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine. ♥

Those bathrooms that whenever you flush, they spray water on you & your just like, -.-

My Eyes During A Hard Test: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→) Teacher Comes By Me: (↓_ ↓) Teacher Walks Away: (←_←)(→_→)

A celebrity = someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognize!!

We should put together, My Space, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter...and call it: My Face You Twitt !

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