Silly Facebook Statuses


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‎7 colors make rainbow, 7 chords make music, 7 days make a week, 7 continents make the world, 7 beautiful letters make us friends. =] ♥




Every girl has 3 personalities. 1: When she`s with her family. 2: When she`s with her friends. 3: When she`s with HIM.




The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving your bestfriend.




The akward moment when your brushing your teeth and you realize that your using someone else´s brush





The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal.




Sometimes I like to piss you off just because it`s funny.




What’s the biggest challenge in love? It’s when others try to steal your partner, but still your partner always choose to stay with you.




No I`m not lying, but when you look at me like that, how can I not smile?




``Your homework is to read these pages.`` YESSS! No homework!!!.




"Ugh, I`m tired." = the one conversation starter in class that works every time




Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.




Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.




True love when you`re no longer wanting him/her, but you need them.




If you want to change your life, change your mind.




Hours on the computers feels like minutes. Minutes studying feels like HOURS.




Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I`m gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...




Somedays, I wish things had turns out differently.




It’s a small world so you have to use your elbows a lot.




Dear girls, being sexy is a thing of the mind... its not always about your size, its more about how you carry yourself.




is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.



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