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she`s not turning the page. she`s writing a whole new book. and this time, she left you out. ♥

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♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥

is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.

Every man needs a woman when he`s a mess, because just like the game of chess: "The Queen protects The King!"

Human brain is so amazing it functions 24 hours. It functions right the time we were born and only stops when we take exams.

First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable, and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.

The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don`t. The problem with girls is they pretend they don`t like you when they do.

The longer you wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when you get it.

When a package says "Easy Open" I end up using scissors, a knife, a gun and a lightsaber..

Today, I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I`m what happened in Vegas." ;)

I need to stop being so damn emotional about everything!

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

Teacher leave the room during a test: Elementary -*silence* Middle - *whispers*Hey Can I have gum? High school- *yells* Hey Whats NUMBER 1?!

Every girl has 3 personalities. 1: When she`s with her family. 2: When she`s with her friends. 3: When she`s with HIM.

If you`re gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Dear girls, being sexy is a thing of the mind... its not always about your size, its more about how you carry yourself.

Problem with girls; they love someone too much. Problem with boys; they let go too easily.

I`m the girl that always has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.

"I got to show you who I`m talking about, let`s get on facebook."

Missing a call by like 3 seconds, calling back, and then they don`t answer..

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