Silly Facebook Statuses


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Listen to your heart, it may be on your left, but it is always right! =)



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Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.



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I don`t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.



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The awkward moment when you`re trying to get over someone you never even dated.




We all have that one person... we have disliked since day one.




like this and I’ll tell you what profession I think you will have.




You are like a sun to me, losing you means continuing my days in darkness.




Like this if you think you can do better




Goodbye is the last thing I wanna hear from you.




Cutting my wings won`t keep me safe,it will make me fall when i try to reach the sky.




My Sleeping Pattern is officially screwed when school starts.




I try really hard to not cry over you, because every tear is another reminder that I still care.




I hate it when Two friends whisper right in front of you. And your just standing there like ` Well then`




This Halloween i`m dressing all in red and trick-or-treating at 4 PM so i can say "i`m your period, and i came early."




What if your pillow could collect your
dreams and when you wake up you plug it
into your computer and watch them over
again.




You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.




People don`t always change. Sometimes they`re just starting to show you who they REALLY are.




I like conversations where I don`t have to think about what to say. It just comes naturally.




If nothing lasts forever then, be MY NOTHING. ♥




The biggest problem for one person may be the smallest problem for others. It just depends on how they see it.



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