Silly Facebook Statuses

Whether you're looking for that silly facebook status that'll get hundreds of likes or a memorable way to declare your love to that someone special. You've found the right site! We have thousands of the best, funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, heartwarming and just silly facebook statuses with more pouring in every day.

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What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . .

Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response...
And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.

14 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

You`re like an alcohol. I don`t keep you for the taste, I keep you for the feeling.

23 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

Being lonely is one thing, but being lonely when you could be with someone is completely on a whole other level.

37 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.

The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.

That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.

That awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers to answer the question & you accidentally make eye contact.

Thanks Facebook, now I don`t know who actually remembered my birthday!

Google “Chuck Norris” and then click I’m feeling lucky.

It`s usually the small things that can make me smile, like a simple glance from you.

If I ever write a story of my life, don`t be surprised when your name appears like a billion times.

When a girl says she`s sad, but she isn`t crying, it means she`s crying in her heart

Mom, Dad and Teachers, OK, you`re on Facebook, please don`t invade Twitter now.

People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.

I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile :) ♥

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Strong is the new beautiful.

Just because someone broke your heart does not mean that someone else cannot repair it.

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