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That awkward moment when you find out someone from your school is following you on twitter.



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All of you who claim you`re okay, no you are not okay. You need a hug. You need to be told that you are worth something.



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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life ♥




I’m not clumsy. It’s just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.




is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.




Like this if you think you can do better




Guy: "Hey girl, what`s your sexy name?" Girl: "Taken!"




Dear past, stop tapping me on the shoulder. I don`t want to look back.




If You are not haPpY
being SINGLE !
You wi|l never be haPpY In a
ReLationshIp !
...
GeT YouR Own Life fiist ,
...Then try to share it wIth
someone.......!!!




3 Ways to write in EXAM: Look up for INSPIRATION, Look down for CONCENTRATION and Look around for INFORMATION!




You have to have a bad day every once in a while. Otherwise you`ll never know what a good day feels like.




Take it easy! you`re just in the wrong fb wall as I am!! ")




I remember when Blackberry’s and apple’s were just fruit! :)




Love isn`t just about finding the right person. But creating a right relationship.




I stay up late every night, and realize it`s a bad idea every morning.




You know he really cares when he asks whats wrong, and you tell him `nothing`, but he waits for the real answer.




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There`s No Past Tense In Loving Someone
It`s Either You Always Will or You Never Did...




The best 2 days of school are always the first and the last




loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.



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