Silly Facebook Statuses

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when a girl hacks a Facebook account "OMG hacked by Nicole LOVE YOU Bar".
when a guy hacks a Facebook account "I am gay!!"

Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription... "Is this English?"

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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes.

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In photographs we always seem happier than we really are.

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R - Reigniting
I - Inspirations
S - Strive for
E - Excellence

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

My little sister`s password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" i asked her why, she said "They told me to use 4 characters"

When I get older and my little daughter asks me " mom, who was you first love? " - I don`t want to have to pull out old photographs; I just want to point across the room and say " he`s sitting over there "

I have the urge to text you, but I don`t know what to say.

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

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I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

I want to know what goes through a boys mind when he starts falling for a girl.♥

LADIES: It`s not about the makeup, but the confidence you gain in between.

Every girl deserves someone to remind her that she`s beautiful.

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

Never give up on something that you can`t go a day without thinking about...♥

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

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