Silly Facebook Statuses

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Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

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Love songs are liars.

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That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Maybe it`s not always trying to fix something broken. Maybe it`s about starting over, and creating something better.

The most difficult phase of your life is not when no one understands you; it`s when you don`t understand yourself.

All girls want is someone special to want them back

the awesome moment when the whole class laughs at your joke.

has learned that you can`t please everyone... but you can piss them all off at the same time!

The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.

Sometimes it`s amazing just how much you know what I exactly want.

If you had a chance to be someone else for a day.. Type in who and why

That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.

If someone smells good, yes it does make them 10x more attractive.

A burp is just a fart that took the elevator

It`s funny how sometimes the people I remember the least, make the greatest impression on me.

You can`t be late until you show up.

For The Next 24 Hours I`m Gonna Be Completely Honest (: Message Me Any Question And I`ll Answer It, But Hurry Before Time Runs Out!

I`m in a relationship with dreams which won`t ever come true.

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