Silly Facebook Statuses


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You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.



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There`s a thin line between "I should make a status about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that."



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Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent.



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That annoying moment when you`re talking, then interrupted & can`t remember what you were talking about.




I wonder how many strangers have taken a picture with me in the background..




Boy: What do you want to talk about? Girl: Everything. Boy: Ok, we`ll talk about you. Girl: Why me? Boy: Because you`re my everything.




I`m not single and I`m not taken. I`m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart




Theres always that one dumb ass kid who always reminds the teacher about test`s & homeworks.




That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic. "Good job mate."




There are two things a man can never hide: The fact that he`s drunk, and the fact he`s in love.




You have two options, Be mine or make me yours see I am giving you two choices!!!




Can you like, not bring that up? Thanks.




Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.




That awkward moment when the internet goes down & you don`t know what to do with your life.




Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing "Happy Birthday" to me?!




I know they all look so good from a distance but I tell you, I`m the one.




is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.




All i want is someone who will stay no matter how hard it is to be with me.




I don`t need a brain.. I have a little thing called "GOOGLE."




I`m busy "liking" everything on Facebook to counterbalance all the "unliking" I do in real life.



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