Silly Facebook Statuses

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Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business :)

I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. It`s like a normal shower but with me in it.

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every time i goto the bathroom, i hope the toilet seat isn`t cold

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The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year. A total of 88,000 by the age of 60. And the most common lie is: I`m Fine.

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Don`t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)

Things I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I`m thinking.

When a chance comes around, take it! NO DEMANDS, NO REGRETS , NO PROMISES. NO APOLOGIES.

Guy: "Who hurt you? I`ll kill him!" Girl: "Suicide is a horrible thing."

is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago...

Dear Homework ,I hate you. Sincerly, everyone in school.

║║╔║║╔╗ ║
╠╣╠║║║║ ║
║║╚╚╚╚╝ O

Money can`t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse

An EX Is An Example Of What Not To Have In Your FUTURE. <3

I am not afraid to make mistakes. Sometimes "My Bad" works out for "My Good"

Im never having kids, i hear they take 9 months to download!

It is not how it ends that matters, but the journey it takes to get there.

I left MySpace for Facebook, and now I`m cheating on Facebook with Twitter

FrIeNdS WiLl bE AlWaYs kAmInEy 4 dOsT BeEr pEe RaHe tHe Ki tAbLe pE
RakHa mObIlE BaJa ,

bOy : hElLo ,

gAl : JaNu i'm iN MaRkEt , KyA Me 50000
kA GoLd sEt lE Lu ?? ,

BoY : Ha jAnU Le lO ,

Gal : SiLk sUiT BhI Jo 5500 Ki hEiN ?? ,

BoY : 1 NahI , 2-4 lElO ,

gAl : Ok dEaR TuMhArA CrEdIt cArD
MeRe pAs hEiN , uSi sE Le rHi hU ,

bOy : hA ThEeK HeIn ,

sAb dOsT : tU PaGaL HeIn Ya tUjHe
cHaDh gAi hEiN !! , Ya tU HaMe baTaNa
cHahTa kE tU G.F Ko kItNa ChAhTa hE ,

bOy : wO SaB ChOdO , pEhLe yE BaTaO
Ke Ye mObIlE KiSkA He !! :P :D

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