Silly Facebook Statuses

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Don`t be the reason, she doesn`t trust guys. Be the exception.

24 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

You don`t always get what you want, but in time, you`ll have everything you`ve ever needed.

30 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

i Hate when my best friend isn`t at school.

56 minutes ago · Copy to clipboard · Flag Inappropriate

Physically assaulting your locker when it does not open.

(\_/) ♥ (\_/)
(♥.♥)♥ (o.0)
(")(") ♥ (")(")
You wanna know whos amazing & got the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :)

There`s always going to be those awkward moments when you walk past someone and remember the times you once had.

LIKE IF:After you have accepted someone`s friend request, the first thing you do is look at their pictures.

That awkward moment when you fall in love with your best friend.


Parents say, "We`re leaving!", then they end up socializing for an extra hour..

Sometimes you have to talk quieter, to see whos really listening.

A man`s got to do what a man`s got to do. A woman must do what he can`t.

Coffee is the drink of life!

Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource – the minds of our children. -WaltDisney

Ooh, that sounds a bit harsh, I better put “lol” on the end of it.

If a man wants me, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn`t want me, nothing can make him stay.

I`m not single, I`m "Riding Solo."

Always "busy" - no one is THAT busy when they are really interested in you

Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.

I WISH i could be a status, so you could LIKE me .

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