Silly Facebook Statuses

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Everyone wants to be remember for something; I just want to be remembered by you.

Wow! You`re photos really don`t look like you in real life. Maybe you`ve edited them too much?

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"I`ll bite you!" "No, you won`t!" *Bite* "AAGGHH! You bit me!" "I did warn you..."

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I think Facebook needs a "NOBODY CARES" button right below the status update.

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A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.

I love when the person`s laugh is funnier than the actual joke :-)

even maths could calculate love!

My teacher always is talking to her imaginary friend named "Class".

You know you`re not paying attention in class when you start to doodle on the paper.

A real man doesn`t love a million girls, he loves one girl in a million ways ♥

Ironic how two people can be in the same relationship and yet see it in different ways.

People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you.

Behind every girl and boy with trust issues is an ex who caused them .

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

Whenever I learn a new word I seem to hear it EVERYWHERE!!

YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!

I love Google. It`s like the brain I never got.

He taught me housekeeping. When we divorced, I keep the house.

When I have kids, I`ll make them watch 2012 movie and tell them I survived that..

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