Silly Facebook Statuses

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Arguing about who`s cuter (;

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I love Google. It`s like the brain I never got.

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"I got to show you who I`m talking about, let`s get on facebook."

I won`t live for ever... So it`s now or never.. =)

Hope for the best, expect the worst, life`s a play and we`re all unrehearsed.

I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply! (^^,)

Before going to sleep tonight i want to take this opportunity to say that "I LOVE YOU ALL"... Good Night :)

Posting Your Favourite SuperHero As Your Profile Picture.

I asked if she liked my handsome face or my sexy body. After looking me up and down, she said my sense of humor.

I hate it when I can`t stop thinking about that one person, and deep down inside I know they probably haven`t thought about me once.

That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people...

When asked “What would you bring with you to a deserted island”, how come no one ever replies, “A boat.”?

Not finishing a sentence because your laughing too hard about the ending.

Math was SO much easier when i was a little kid!

That Awkward Moment When your crush asks you, "Who do you like?"

Just Because you know my name, doesn`t mean you know me.

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say ONCE because you never really left.

Goodbye is the hardest, because you leave with memories.

Even though we yelled at each other, it’s still nice to know he cared.

Don`t be the reason, she doesn`t trust guys. Be the exception.

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