Silly Facebook Statuses

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Find someone who isn`t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows you`re not perfect, but treats you as if you are

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I need a nap after a bad day.

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Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.

Yes, I`ve made mistakes... life didn`t come with instructions

I remember all my friends` birthday! Since I was on Facebook!

``Are you free tomorrow?`` No, i’m expensive.

If you choose between two guys, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.

One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life !!!

I would love to see the "pretty girls" in my school remove their make up.

Be nice to the nerds, they will be your boss one day :-B

Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.

If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn`t mean she`ll be interested in you, it`ll only mean "YAY FREE DRINK!"

If you want me, show me. If you need me, tell me. If you have me, show me off. If I`m worth it, fight for me

That awkward moment when someone you don`t know adds you on facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!

Pretending to "never get the text" from someone who annoys you

If it`s important to you, you will find a way. If it`s not important to you, you will find an excuse.

`HOT SURFACE, DON`T TOUCH` Hmm, I wonder how hot it is.. Ahhh!!

Only in math problems can you buy like tons of watermelons and no one will be suspicious of it.

Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.‌

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