Silly Facebook Statuses


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That akward moment when someone you really hate send you a friend request..




There are a lot of people who call you by your name, but there is only one person who can make it sound so special.♥



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*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking Earthquake!



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The awkward moment when you`re trying to get over someone you never even dated.



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Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.



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That awkward moment when the music turns off, but you`re still proudly singing.



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For every girl with a broken heart, there`s a guy with a glue gun.




Feeling beast when you sing a fast verse from a song successfully ♫




Men are like bank accounts,
without money they don’t
generate a lot of interest.





Teacher: "Why are you late? Student: "I`m late?" Teacher: "You just missed an entire period" Student: "Are you telling me I`m pregnant?"




LIKE this if you need a vacation!




Someday someone will walk in your life and make you realize why it never worked with anyone else.




Best friends are like parents, you don`t like what they`re saying, but they always love you enough to tell you what`s right!




The best feeling is when you look at him & he is already staring at you.




The awesome moment when your teacher tells you to turn your cell phones off, & then their phone starts ringing..




I wish my dad was a cop, that way when ugly guys try to hit on me I can be all like, ”MY DADS A COP!" :D




Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".



is not good in sharing but I'm pretty sure that I'm sharing all my facebook status with everyone.




I try really hard to not cry over you, because every tear is another reminder that I still care.




That depressing moment when you realize the worksheet is double sided... -.-



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