Silly Facebook Statuses

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vodka isn`t the answer... but it makes you forget the question.

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Love isn`t just about finding the right person. But creating a right relationship.

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Admit it. ........ At some point in time you`ve tried to see if you had superpowers.

God only makes happy endings. If it`s not happy, then it`s not the end

Sometimes I`m an angel, sometimes I`m cruel. But when it comes to love I`m just another fool.

Hi. Still pretending I don`t exist? :)

There`s No Past Tense In Loving Someone
It`s Either You Always Will or You Never Did...

Sitting in a lesson thinking, why the hell will I need this in the future

You + Gum + School = Instant Popularity.

When odds are one in a million, be that one.

Some people care too much. I think it`s called love.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into the F.B.I.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.

*you have 1 notification* Me:"excited" clicks *Someone has sent you request in a game *Me: =.=

Money can`t buy happiness? Who ever said that did not know where to shop.

being paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn`t there anymore.

Inbox (1) makes me happy... Notifications (1000000) does not.

Someone is automatically so much more attractive when they`re funny.

Smiling does make it a little bit better.

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