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Sometimes it`s easier to say hello to the people you hate than to say goodbye to the people you love.




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she`s not turning the page. she`s writing a whole new book. and this time, she left you out. ♥




The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don`t. The problem with girls is they pretend they don`t like you when they do.




Seeing a car INSIDE A MALL and thinking "how the heck did they get that in there?"




Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I all of a sudden forget every good movie ever made...




Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke`s on you, I didn`t study either.




I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else....




The longer you wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when you get it.




Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.




That moment when you walk out of a movie theatre with that confused look on your face.




Roses are red, Violets are blue, Friend request are great, but who the hell are you?




I am fully charged! :)




A burp is just a fart that took the elevator




That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people...




I like being the girl nobody can have.




Hi, I`m your bed… and we`ve slept together ;)




The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.




Stand for what you believe in,
even if it means you`re standing
alone




"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.



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