Silly Facebook Statuses

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How to get your teen to clean their room? Tell them you love doing it for them because then you get to snoop around in their stuff!

All girls want is someone special to want them back

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that feeling you get when you understand something in math

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If someone smells good, yes it does make them 10x more attractive.

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You don`t always get what you want, but in time, you`ll have everything you`ve ever needed.

Teacher: Molly, how can you prove the world is round? Molly: I never said it was.

You can never say exactly WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND if your family members are on your friend-list.

"You`re nothing to me." "Why??" "Because nothing lasts forever.."

Is being bored and likeing likes

I think I need glasses, cause I keep seeing alot of people with two faces.

You have two options, Be mine or make me yours see I am giving you two choices!!!

Who else loves it when his little sister says, "Isn`t that the girl you`re always talking about?"

I know they all look so good from a distance but I tell you, I`m the one.

Coffee is the drink of life!

When girls get jealous, it`s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.

I hate it when.. You sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times larger.

I don`t flirt. Its called being nice with string attached :-)

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? Little Kid: I tried, but somebody was already there.

I wish people would listen as much as they talk

I am wanted by many. I am looking at some, I am taken by none but I am waiting for the one.

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