Silly Facebook Statuses

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Hours on the computers feels like minutes. Minutes studying feels like HOURS.

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Always be good with the good but never be bad with bad because, you can`t wash mud with mud. It`s reality if you understand.

That instant smile when the person you wanted to text you, texts you.

When a girl says, "I`m done," it really means, "fight for me."

You can`t force people to stay in your life because Staying is a choice.

Every girl has that special boy she`ll never forget about.

is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.

That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.

Guys get jealous just from seeing pictures of you and another guy anywhere ladies.

Boys have selective hearing. They really only hear what they want to hear.

Three steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternative solution and delete the situation that hurts you.

I`m not addicted to alcohol. I`m just in an abusive relationship with it

We are like dominoes. I fall for you, you fall for another.

Dear Internet users, you`re gonna regret not reading me one day, Sincerely, Terms & Condition !

She can talk about him all day but when he`s actually around she`s speechless

you never truly realize what you`ve lost...until someone else has it.

is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.

Dear Phone, i`m sorry for dropping you, yelling at you, forgetting to charge you, and throwing you. Love, Carless User.

Home is the only place where u can look ugly and feel comfortable :)

I Always Wanted To Be Intoxicated With The Feeling Of Love , I Just Never Thought About The Hangover .

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