Silly Facebook Statuses

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You can`t force people to stay in your life because Staying is a choice.

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lifes full of irony we all desire the love we can never have and at the same time we can receive the love we will never crave

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Dear girls, being sexy is a thing of the mind... its not always about your size, its more about how you carry yourself.

I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. It`s like a normal shower but with me in it.

iMac. iPod. iPhone. iPad. iMissSteve.

You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.

Love your haters. They`re ur biggest fans. Because they keep on wasting time just to watch your every move!

`Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia` is the fear of long words.

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

Being single doesn`t necessarily mean you`re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, "Do Not Disturb" on your heart. ♥

If you’re watching a show about saying yes to a wedding dress instead of Spike Guys Choice Awards tonight, you’re probably hungry

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you`re on :)

I`m the girl that always has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.

Respect your parents. They pay for your internet.

why Im single? Because the person I`m in love with is taken.

its funny how the people I meet in the weirdest ways, are usually the most amazing.

Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing "Happy Birthday" to me?!

People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you.

LIKE IF: When the teacher erases the board; but sloppily leaves a mark or two, I go insane on the inside.

I hate it when I actually do the homework & the teacher doesn`t collect it.

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